The Candelite Club:

• "You know when you you were all clapping in time to the last song? Well, it brought to mind, a bunch of nudists sitting down on a marble surface!" (J W'ln)

• "How are you Paul?" asked J W'ln   Paul replied "I'm good thanks"  without missing a beat, J W'ln replied, "Good? That's pushing it a bit isn't it?"

Bedale Acoustic Club:

• Ian to Bob "That's a nice song, did you write it?" Bob replied, " Yeah, just one I rattled off this morning"  Ian replied, "So, when are you going to finish it?"